DADBOD

Lyrics

White guy, black guy, Asian guy
Dadbod
Canadian, American, Mexican,
Dadbod,
Straight dude, Gay dude, Bi-dude
Dadbod
Jewish, Muslim, Christian
Dadbod

Take my shirt off
Everyone applaud
See the mirror
Screamin’ OMG
I got a kid and
I got a Dadbod

No matter what I say or what I do
It’s boomerangin’ right on back to you
No matter what I do or what I say
I ain’t the who’s getting his own way
And even when you let me join the game
I know my life will never be the same.

Used to make ‘em wet when I would flex
And eat you like Tyrannosaurus Rex
But now my favourite thing is eating cake
And when the bed is wet, it’s a mistake!

Spare the child — ignore the rod
It’s prostate checkup, OMGoooooooooooooood
I got a kid and
I got a Dadbod
Yeah...I got a kid and
I got a Dadbod

(solo)

White guy, black guy, Asian guy
Dadbod
Boomer, Millennial, Gen-x,
Dadbod
Endomorph, Messomorph, Ectomorph
Dadbod
Hindu, Buddhist, Pagan
Dadbod

Take my shirt off
hear the girls applaud
See the mirror
screamin’ OMG
I got a kid and I got a Dadbod

Oh yeah...I got a kid and I got a Dadbod.
Yes I do! Oh my God! Believe me! Buy me pants...